So this guy is walking along the beach and he finds this strange bottle. As he's examing it, a genie pops out and says bluntly, "Whaddya want? You have one wish I'll grant."

The guy says to the genie, "I'd like to have a highway between LA and Honolulu."

The genie looks at the guy and groans, "Do you know how much work is involved? Imagine the logistics! No, no, try again."

So the guy thinks a bit ans says softly, "I want to know what makes a woman tick. Why she laughs; why she cries...how to always keep her happy...what she really craves."

The genie looks at the guy thoughtfully, rubbing his chin, and replies, "You want that two lanes or four?"



-- Sean

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